good to be short!

~~ good points to be a shOrt gal gal~~
1. When there is lightning, shortie and the tallie ( got such a word??) are on the field. The tallie got struck 1st. ( scientifically proven or experimentally evidenced) Shortie has a better chance of survival.

2.Shortie is smarter. Dont you realise that people in RJC are shorter (??). People like deng xiao ping who is short and smart too. (i'm also nt bad one wor... :P) Hence, the smart gene is inversely proportional to the height genes.

3.In general, shortie's health is better than Tallie's. Why? Because, the blood in the shortie does not need to travel around the body that far as compared to tallie. Hence, various organs get sufficient and more blood supply in shorties than that in Tallie. Hence, tallies die at a younger age. ( so sad. )

4.Shorties are cute... tt's y i'm always called "small cute cute". ;) When do you hear someone say those tallies are cute? ( cute is dedicated to shorties.)

5.shorties are at ease with any place. Some tallies have to bend down when moving in some places. So inconvenient. (bleh)

6.Too tall girls are hard to be married off whereas short girls are much easier as long as avoid those super tall guys. Guys nowadays are short too. haha


7.More people today are short. So if you dont want to be left out, stay short.


8.Say bye bye to hunch back. Ever see a short girl with hunched back? It's always the case with tall people.

9.U could wear high heeled shoes as high as u like and as much as you love. Talllies cant wear that much i guess.

10.Shorties could wear supershort skirts without being chided for being indecent. Tallies would have the troubles of getting seen ***.


hoo!!! i luv these!! lolx.. stole this page from huang huan's blog.. sorry!!! muz share... hahah.. bo bian la.. we r from the same company.. so.. ;p